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Tuesday 1st March
DJ Bakervision 1967
If Senor Bakervision had to choose an animal to be, he'd be an Animal Man... And he's here to prove it. Tonight you're going to learn a new dance, the sort that will make your parents think that morality has come to a bitter end. Uh huh.
8pm - 11.30
Wednesday 2nd March
Shady and the Tramp
Ladies and hounds... introducing the cutest pair of DJ mutts you ever will see. They just love getting their paws on dirty rock'n'roll, rascally country, and the swinging sounds of yesteryear. Bow WOW. Woof.
8pm - 11.30
Thursday 3rd March
A Very Special Evening with Peter Bäcker LIVE!
Berlin's very own silver suited superstar DJ and performance artist will be treating us to a couple of hours worth of good times, courtesy of his 1974 portable soundsystem. Expect suckful pop hits matched with tasteless spandex, and enjoy what he promises to include "moderation, entertainment and interaction".
Also joining Mr Bäcker this evening will be the greatest comedian to ever live (now that the Ernest Goes To Camp guy is dead)... Mr Joseph Harper.
Not to mention the DJing talents of the mysterious half-Scottish mega-babe and potato chip expert Vinnie Gaga!
Times not specified, just show up and enjoy yourself
Friday 4th March
DJ Bobby Johnson
The debut appearance from seasoned wunder-boy DJ Bobby Johnson! Joy Division spars with Sam Cooke. Elvis Costello dances with Marvin Gaye. The Cramps stare Dusty Springfield in the eye... and don't we just love it!
8pm - 11pm
The Young Pretender
Having escaped the clutches of Real Life some time ago, The Young Pretender has been wandering the globe for some centuries now, slowly but surely collecting the songs of the Earth as he goes. Mainly soul tunes and Scottish 80s pop, but you know, a wide variety still... Anyway, if you can't dance when the Young Pretender spins, your feet must be a pair of jerks.
11pm - close
Saturday 5th March
**7pm** Just confirmed - An early performance by Lyttleton's sound artist Peter Wright - who will be joined by the legendary Pumice. Details will be published as they come to light, but this will double as a fundraiser!
Later...
A very special solo performance by Tono (of Tono & His Finance Company)
They call him the Morrissey of Mosgiel, don't you know. Make sure you're here around 10pm for this charmer. Meanwhile...
DJ Hayden East
Fresh from "feeding the koalas" in Melbourne, Mr East is returning just in time to spill his favourite tunes all over the floor. Not only a handsome devil, Hayden is also a fine decision maker, when it comes to the world of picking which tunes to play when. You're in safe hands.
8pm - 11.00pm
DJ Phoebe Falconer
Always a special treat when La Dama de Cabello Blanco del Rock & Roll - aka Phoebe Falconer - rolls into town. Make no mistake, with Ms Falconer at the helm, this night will have you covered in motorcycle grease before you know it.
11pm - close
Sunday 6th March
DJs Hannah & Aaron
It's here at last! The heartwarming sequel to the family classic "The Last Time Hannah and Aaron DJed at the Golden Dawn". They made you swoon with their love song soul, they made you shake a leg at the puppy power of some 50s pop, and boy-o-boy, did they make you think about the good times. They're back, to replicate that same feeling once more.
5pm - late
Meanwhile... Have you tried anything from our new menu? My personal highlight would have to be the Welsh Rarebit. Cheese dreams for everyone! Keep your eyes peeled - our menu will be uploaded here very shortly!

